(We bought a tiny TV for $2 at a youth fund raising auction)

Andy: I got the TV set up in the garage so that the next time you change the oil in the car you can watch it.
Heather: That sentence went very wrong when you said 'the next time you change the oil in the car.' That's what I married you for - to change the oil in my car.
Andy: Well, at least I got a dishwasher out of the deal.



OOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!